Make way! here he comes! ring bells! bang the drums! Aw, you're gonna love this guy!
This has got to be the all-time best, most magnificent Disney movie ever. I first encountered this masterpiece as an adult in my late twenties, maybe a couple of years after its initial release, and I was immediately smitten. This animated film is pure musical, visual, and comedic joy. The characters are a delightful blend of stereotype and familiar folktale. I’m sure today’s political climate would put the kibosh to this gem from the get-go. Not that its release in 1992 didn’t raise a few eyebrows. In fact, the opening song’s lyrics were changed right after its initial release because of complaints by Arab-American groups decrying racism. They successfully convinced Disney to change the lyrics in the opening song. Behold: the offending lyrics to “Arabian Nights”: “Oh, I come from a land From a faraway place Where the caravan camels roam. Where they cut off your ear If they don’t like your face It’s barbaric, but hey, it’s home.” The offending lines were changed to: “Where it’s flat and immense And the heat is intense” This brilliant number is belted out by a nomadic merchant astride a camel. When the song ends, the peddler is voiced by Robin Williams, providing our first whiff of the comedic genius who is just getting warmed up to voice Genie. From there we enter the familiar tale and are introduced to the evil perfection that is Jafar, and his evil sidekick, an obnoxious bird named Iago (Gilbert Gottfried). Could you die from such a surprise? To be sure, the Arab-American groups didn’t care for the violent stereotype. Frankly, I don’t get why they bothered to straighten out this whole ear cutting business at all, considering that by scene four our Protagonist (Aladdin) is threatened with the amputation of both hands for stealing a loaf of bread. So why all the furor over a little ear cutting? Did the Arab-Americans leave the theatre during the opening song and miss the (albeit implied and threatened) carnage to follow? Maybe it was just harder to convince Disney to remove the hand chopping and beheading bits. After all, we first meet Aladdin running from the authorities after he steals a loaf of bread (“Stop, thief! I’ll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!”). A delightful vaudevillian chase follows, and scimitar wielding goons chase Aladdin through the streets, attempting to behead him. It’s a damn good thing they don't take his head, because he uses it to avert another amputation in scene 10: As Princess Jasmine (in disguise, mind you) is walking past vendors and merchants through the streets of Agrabah, she encounters a hungry waif. She reaches for an apple and hands it to the child but is immediately confronted by a scary man in a fez who hisses, “you better be able to pay for that.” “pay?” our sheltered princess in disguise responds. “no one steals from my cart!” he says as he grabs her arm Princess Jasmine attempts to appease the peddler with an apology. Unfortunately, this only serves to confirm his suspicions and out comes the dreaded scimitar. He raises the weapon, holds her arm down then asks her if she “knows the penalty for stealing?” Well, we all know what that is by now, don’t we? Soon afterward, just as it looks like this monster is about to have her hand, Aladdin provides a distraction. He is later rewarded for his good deed by imprisonment. Jasmine inquires after our hero, and Jafar (in villainous perfection) takes great pleasure in telling Princess Jasmine “the boy’s sentence has already been carried out: Death,” Jafar elaborates, “by beheading”. Clearly, the Arab-American groups played a high-handed role, as it is obvious that no one in this animated film will be executed by ear cutting. In conclusion, political correctness aside, this film is an absolute blast to watch at any age. With its starry desert, flying carpets, opulent palaces and treasure caves, who could resist it? Add a hero, a princess, and a magic lamp filled with “phenomenal cosmic power in an itty-bitty living space” and you’ve got the makings for an unforgettable animated experience, and let's not forget the soundtrack: Aladdin won a Grammy for best musical album for children, so just try not singing the addictive songs. Good luck. Aladdin is undeniably one of Disney’s best animated films, not just for its epic entertainment, but as a reminder of all the romantic notions we once cherished about the Arab world. Enchanting entertainment, intoxicating imagery, a treasure from the past. 5 zillion stars. Read more
















