Frey—June 8, 2025✓ Verified purchase
Really great unit! Perfect length and girth for me, even though I'm on the looser side at this point. Shared with most of my homies and they all enjoyed just as much. Properly sanitized between uses of course. Suction is very strong and I was able to use with a variety of surfaces. I tend to use pretty aggressively and had no issues with it falling off. The color scheme made me smile before each use. I really felt the patriotism enter me. I have actually taken a strong personal interest in US History & Civics as a result. It is also a great party favor for a "flip the bottle" type game! First to land gets to use it first ;) Read more
Leah—February 27, 2024✓ Verified purchase
Wow... the first and only word that was uttered when I removed this baby from it's box, lol. When they say thick and huge, they really mean it. I can barely fit my fingers around the shaft so that the tips of my thumb and middle finger touch. I was looking for something that was a little closer to the size of my bf because I quite like what he's packin below the belt. I have another toy like this one in (what I assume to be) standard size for these "life-like" silicone toys with the suction cups, and the length of that one was fine, but the girth, compared to my bf, was lacking quite a bit. The old toy got the job done, but I wanted to find something bigger and better. That's when I found this baby. I threw it into my shopping cart and hit that checkout button as fast as I could. I was super excited this morning when I saw the "package" (hehe, get it?) was marked as delivered via tracking and ran my happy a$$ to the mailbox just about as fast as I hit the "confirm order" button when I bought it. When I pulled this sucker out of the box and unwrapped it, my jaw literally dropped. Idk if I'm just used to men exaggerating when they talk about the size of their weens or what, but I was not expecting this toy to be so... large. I read the product description, I read the reviews, but nothing convinced me that this thing was going to be as big as it actually is. I haven't used it yet, so I can't comment much on ease of use or anything like that, though I don't see there being much issue with that as long as it's able to fit lol. The suction cup is slightly malformed, but I believe that's just from the way it was sitting inside the box. I stuck it to my counter and there was no issue with the hold. I still had to pry the edges up to release suction. All I have to say is - believe it when you read that this thing is thick, because it most definitely is. Read more

JLR—October 19, 2024✓ Verified purchase
It's the best of all my toys. It's great to look at and so satisfying both while inserting and after use. I feel like using it every day. Update: I was overloaded with sex toys and threw most away. Unfortunately in my haste, I dumped this one too. Now I've returned to my senses and ordered a replacement. This is undoubtedly the most comfortable and enjoyable huge dildo or butt plug I've ever owned and I have over fifty years of experience with all kinds. My only wish is that it were one color or clear. The multi color is a turn-off for me when displayed. The extremely good value for the money makes the colors less of an issue. Read more
Crayzee—October 29, 2024✓ Verified purchase
Wowie! This guy is huge!! For starters, I think my toy came slightly melted? I'm not sure though. It's sort of flatter on the side than it is on the top. Also, it's hard to see in the pictures but the plastic did leave some marks on the toy. I hope it's safe to use 🫡. Sadly my sunction cup came a little deformed. Not really a problem for me, but it is why I removed a star. For the sheer size of this thing, I included a picture of the toy next to some house hold items, and another next to my other toy (which isn't small by the way, it's 7.6 inches and I love it very much). This toy felt a lot better than I thought it would for the first use. It's so soft that it doesn't hurt at all (of course when you aren't using force to get it in there). It's DEFINITELY NOT for beginners. However I'm expecting it to get easier with each experience 🤭. I've only used this toy once so far and I will update this review when I have more to say. 👍 Edit: I have had this thing for a while now and I can confirm that it is safe to use. As long as you take good care of it and clean it before and after use, it shouldn’t cause any problems. It hasn't changed shape or deformed at all. Read more
Rob, who spends way too much money on Amazon—June 7, 2025✓ Verified purchase
The girth is perfect and it's flexible but the head needs to be bigger and there's a vein halfway up that just irritates. Shaved it off with a razor but now there's a non slippery bit there and that irritates as well. Almost perfect but need key improvements. Pretty. Read more
Anonymous—February 16, 2024✓ Verified purchase
A great product and great price but I didn't believe the reviews that this toy is HUGE!!! The shape and texture are really nice and the color makes you want to play with it because it looks so fun. It is soft enough it feel nice when using it but firm enough to not bend a lot allowing for easier insertion. Which is good because it was so big I had a really hard time getting even the head inside me the first time because of the girth and had to go really slow to adjust to the size even after it was inside me. The first few uses were equal parts pleasure and pain. My poor kitty may never recover but I love it. Just the right shape to push all the fun spots and I feel everything. Always makes me want more of it, but even after many uses I still feel it for days after and struggle to walk for hours after. I am not sure I would buy it again only because it's so big I'm scared every time I use it. Consider yourself warned and enjoy the challenge!!! Read more
Mrs. Nairne—June 13, 2025✓ Verified purchase
I ordered this product to use during playtime with my husband, and it has definitely added a fun and exciting twist to our time together. The quality exceeded my expectations, and it feels both durable and safe to use. It arrived on time and was discreetly packaged, which I really appreciated. Intimacy is such an important part of any relationship, and this product helped us explore new experiences and strengthen our connection. If you're looking for something to spice things up and bring you closer as a couple, I highly recommend giving this a try! Read more