LovIn’ it
I’ve been using Pink Miracle for decades. You see, a very long time ago, in the universe right next to our own, but where they hadn’t yet found internet shopping, I was ambling through a fair of vendors on grass and dirt. I came across a man kneeling in front of a line of people, with a little glass bowl of pink liquid and a scrub brush, cleaning one sneaker for each person who stepped up. Afterwards, each person had to buy a bottle of Pink Miracle to clean the other sneaker, because one sneaker looked spanking new and the other looked like a rat. I am probably wrong about this, but I think most of us in that other universe wore authentic leather sneakers. Amazingly, the just-cleaned leather sneaker dried right away on that sunny day. Over time I cleaned up many dirty sneakers with Pink Miracle, but eventually I got lazy and stopped cleaning shoes altogether, or just bought more shoes. But recently I thought, why not restore the shoes I love and have worn for years, at least once for the season? I tried the washing machine and destroyed a relatively expensive pair of athletic sneakers, not realizing that in this universe they don’t sew shoes anymore - they glue shoes together. I tried Dawn and various soaps, and they didn’t wreck shoes - though one cleaner permanently yellowed one pair of white fabric sneakers. Nothing restored shoes to practically new, though, as I recalled that Pink Miracle had. So, I found my old bottle of Pink Miracle and scrubby brush, and it still worked incredibly well on filthy plastic-leather-look sneakers, synthetic fabric sneakers, and real leather. It did not yellow the white fabric sneakers. So, I searched Amazon to see if, by any slight chance, Pink Miracle was floating around somewhere in this universe, too. It was! I got some, and I cleaned up all my many shoes; refreshed and pretty close to new. I have wondered whether that man with the bowl of pink liquid in that other universe was the owner of a family business or a company rep. Me, I’m just another customer with a lot of dirty shoes, lovin’ Read more






















