This toy is actually pretty well made for the price. The material is soft and flexible, and the design feels sturdy enough for regular use. It also has a nice weight to it and the texture is detailed, which adds to the overall quality. The biggest downside is cleaning it. Because of the internal textures and shape, it takes a bit of effort to rinse and dry properly after use. If you do not mind the extra cleanup, it is still a decent toy, but it is definitely not the most convenient one to maintain. Read more
The media could not be loaded. This penetrable toy has a very unique visual appearance, is soft and malleable, and really allows for some creative roleplaying. However, it’s a bit tough to hold and it’s not overly stimulating which is either a good or bad thing depending on your perception. Either way, this toy is wild! This toy is made from thermoplastic elastomer (TPE) that is very squishy and soft that feels good against your skin. The inner textures and ridges are not overly stimulating but can certainly get you there with time. This is best used for longer more relaxing sessions. The design of this toy is just wild. Visually, these have interesting and unique details and textures and I’m not sure exactly what sort of fiction based fantasy creature was intended as it clearly is mimicking some sort of tentacle-like lifeforms. Ultimately, this does allow you to get really creative with your roleplaying. While the color is generally monochromatic, it does have some pink shading to add some depth to the design. The shape is a bit awkward to hold as it is a bit thick and can be a bit unruly when in use, especially when lubrication is involved. You just need to find the right grip or find a way to wedge it into a different fixture. There are some textures inside that are complex, but they also are not all that stimulating. It can certainly get you there, but this toy is best suited for longer more relaxed sessions. Finally, it is a bit tougher to clean simply because of the shape and how the inside is designed, but it just takes a little bit of time and ultimately isn’t that time consuming to clean it properly. Overall, this toy has a very unique design with interesting textures and details that allows you to get creative in your roleplaying. It’s not overly stimulating but is still a good time. It’s a bit difficult to hold during use and cleaning can be a bit of a nuisance but ultimately it functions how it’s supposed to. This isn’t my all time favorite toy but it’s one I can definitely see myself coming back to every once in a while to switch things up. And come on, the design is absolutely wild! Read more
I got this mainly because I was interested in the design. In terms of its usefulness as a toy, there's not a lot I can praise. It's too wide and bulky which makes it unwieldy to handle and grip comfortably. It also makes it harder to clean, since it makes it more difficult to hold it apart and get water into the deep interior surfaces. The material is pretty soft, but not as squishy as I'd like. Overall there are just much better toys out there at a similar price point. Read more
For it's intended use this you is pretty useless. It is far too soft and incredibly shallow which makes it not a whole lot of fun. How it can be used though is for psuedo-fisting. I cut a hole in the base of the toy and I am and to wear it as a cock sleeve. Because it is as soft as it is, we are able to squeeze it together and slide it in with my penis as a fourth tentacle. The ridges on the outside create a nice sensation for her while the textured tentacles mixed with the inner vaginal walls create a good sensation for me. If your partner enjoys large toys then this is a good way to include toys with couple's penetration, but it fails horribly as a masturbation sleeve. Read more
I can only assume it's mold either way unusable Read more
I never realized that wanting to "enjoy" an octopus was a thing, but here we are! The 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗢𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗽𝘂𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗣𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗣𝘂𝘀𝘀𝘆 𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮, 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 (𝘈𝘚𝘐𝘕: 𝘉0𝘍𝘍𝘕𝘎𝘠72𝘒) is the catch of the day, netted and delivered in discreet packaging. If you’ve ever watched Finding Nemo and thought, what if… then congratulations, destiny has found you. This cephalopod companion is surprisingly massive, requiring both hands, strong wrists, and possibly a support group. The outer texture is soft and squishy, like hugging a gummy bear that knows your secrets. The “entrance” is extremely snug, which means foreplay now involves negotiating with seafood. Once inside, the textures are, admittedly, oceanic bliss, though it’s difficult to feel seductive while being stared down by two judgmental eyes and tickled by a forest of tentacles. Cleanup is straightforward, which is probably the most disturbing part. Soap, water, and the quiet realization that you just bathed an octopus in your sink. Dry thoroughly unless you want a moldy kraken waiting in your drawer. Final note: this thing deserves its own storage crate, or possibly a shrine. Because when Poseidon comes to collect, you’ll want to look like you respected the ocean’s gift. Yes, if you have "thing" for octopussy, then, well, this will be very nice for you, indeed. This thing is huge, and really requires two hands to properly "use" and enjoy. The outside is very soft and squishy, but with a nice texture. The "entrance" is very small and quite tight, so you may need a bit of "excitement" before your date with ocean's destiny. The inside textures are varied and feel great, but it is odd having the little eyes on the outside looking back at you, and feeling the tentacles brushing against your "area." Even though the entrance is very tight, I was able to turn the product inside out for washing, drying, and the like. Soap and water did the trick here, which, of course, is somewhat ironic. Then, the octopussy needed a storage box or something to hold it until my next tentacle inspired appearance. Read more
