Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibrator Sex Toy Adult Toys for Women Suction and Clitoral Stimulation Vibrator Vibrating Sexual Pleasure

So we’re going to go over the good, the bad and the ugly about the Satisfyer Pro 2. I’ll preface my review with a little background: I am a queer black woman who enjoys sucking stimulation on most parts of my body including my clit. Receiving oral has ALWAYS been an issue because when you tell them to “suck”, they think that you’re telling them to “lick and suck”. NO. Just suck. I’ve even told someone to “Suck on it like it’s a little dick” as a final resort to get pleased the way I needed to. Needless to say, that is something I suggest you never say to someone who can’t follow basic instructions properly, especially when that someone is a woman who is a lesbian and has never been nor desires to be with a man (please take my advice on that) I had pretty much given up on getting quality head and resorted to only giving. If my partner at the time got off on giving me head, you would rate me an A+ on my performance. In summary, I have NEVER came from oral. (and in case my Amazon profile is linked to any of my social media accounts, I will have to un-link them after this review because I have lied to these women by telling them that they gave me the best head I ever had in my life when in fact I was being a manipulating liar who didn’t want to hurt their poor I-cant-follow-instructions hearts) The good thing about this device is that it knows how to follow directions. It’s a beautiful sleek device, no ugly words or pictures to throw your concentration off. Smooth to the touch with curves in all the right places to be able to cradle it in the palm of your hand and keep it in place. I actually had this device delivered to my job site to make sure that I received in on time and you bet your last dollar that I plugged it up AT MY DESK to make sure that by the time I got off work that it was going to be fully charged. I did have a little bit of issues attaching the magnetic charger but after I plugging the charger in first, it attached to the device without any issues (I’ll add that I had previously ordered the Womanizer 1 and the reason I returned it was due to the charger being bent thus not charging the device at all. It came with a flimsy charger that had these weird tiny prickly ends on it that insert into the device itself and I could tell that eventually those weird prongs would bend and break at some point anyway) Sped home. Got situated. Decided to give it a go sans porn to fully immerse myself into the experience. Had a little difficulty distinguishing the power button from the settings button but got the hang of it pretty quick. The first sensation I felt on the lowest setting could be compared to someone placing their lips around your clit and gently breathing on it. The 2nd setting was more concentrated sucking, very gently as if they were trying to make love to my clit. 3rd setting was more direct. By the 4th setting, I could feel the distinct sucking on my clit and the best way to describe it would be if someone was out to prove to me that they were the best head giver I was going to come across. By the 5th setting (and keep in mind, I am USE to having my clit sucked on and can only cum by that sensation) I didn’t realize that I was repeating “Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God…” Imagine your spot getting hit and you tell them “right there” and they ACTUALLY stay right there! Continuous and consistent pleasure is the best descriptive term for that. Unfortunately, I can’t vouch for the remaining settings (there are 11) because I never made it that far. I think I may have passed out. Or maybe I left my body for a moment and came back. Or got abducted by aliens. There is a black space in my memory shortly thereafter so I’m still not sure. Pre-Warning – to turn it off, you have to press and hold the power button. Don’t be like me, bouncing and flailing on the bed like a fish out of water because you’re cumming 4 times in a row and can’t remove the device because you’re on your way to #5 but don’t want to die from a heart attack attached to a sex toy (imagine the headline on that obituary!) The bad thing about this device is the fact that you may have a heart attack using this device because it will blow your MIND!!!! Also, if you do not like any sucking action on your clit, this is not for you .. though I suppose you could also use it as a mini vacuum if you wanted to clean out your purse or something. The ugly thing about this device is that after you have a heart attack, you will not have the option to defend yourself when your friends and family finds out that you died because of a $60 sex toy. What will they put on your grave marker? How many friends will suppress giggles at your funeral? I’m sure you will become the trending topic when they report that you died from complications related to extreme orgasming. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you. (and no, I was not paid for this review. This review is 100% honest. I paid for this device out of my own pocket. I am not kidding about ANYTHING I just wrote) Read more

I love this thing so much. This is probably the best vibrator I've ever had. It works so well and is very quiet. Nice size to hold. Easy to clean and store. The charging cable is finicky but manageable. I will say that it takes a while to charge and sometimes says it's charging then stops randomly. I wish it came with a storage bag but it was easy enough to get one that fit. Suction is top tier. Read more

Edited on 4/7/19 I originally gave this product a 4 star rating, but am now lowering it to a single star. When we attempted to recharge the Satisfyer for what would have been its second full charge, while the indicator says it's charged, it no longer turns on. After ONE use!!! Amazon won't let you return it, claiming it can't be sent back because of explosive or corrosive contents - a bit odd, since it was shipped in the first place. Have contacted the vendor and will further update the review based on their response. The review itself remains solid -- as long as your Satisfyer continues to work! Original review: I've got a Womanizer Pro, a Lelo Cruise, and now this toy -- pretty much the trifecta of clitoral stimulators on the market today. I'm still searching for the ideal. The Satisfyer Pro 2 looks and feels cheap compared to the Womanizer and the Lelo, and of course, by comparison it is, coming in at about 25% the cost of the Womanizer Pro and 50% of the Lelo Cruise. Its body is a fairly icky feeling plastic that seems insubstantial and I worry will crack and/or break the first time it falls off the bed, which happens a lot in our household with toys, so we'll treat this one delicately. The only soft area is the silicone head, which is indeed comfortable. As with the other manufacturers, they advise using lube, and I strongly back this up. The buttons are also a little problematical. In theory, they're simple enough. The small button turns the device on and off, and the larger rocker button controls the intensity. The problem is finding them by touch in the dark, particularly if you don't want to remove the device from your clitoris at that time. They barely protrude above the body of the product, and on more than one occasion my building orgasm has been shut down HARD by frustration with increasing or decreasing intensity because my fingers couldn't find the button without active, distracting attention being given to finding the bloody button. Noise can be very distracting in these intimate moments. Of the 3, the Womanizer Pro is by far the quietest -- were it not for the sensation, you might not know its on. The Lelo Cruise is the loudest of the three, occasionally making me wonder if a semi truck had pulled into my bed. The Satisfyer lands somewhere in the middle. At the lower intensities, under covers, it's not too bad. Above covers and/or at higher intensities, the noise begins to approach that of the Lelo. The sensation produced also seems to be somewhere in the middle of the road. Of the 3, the Womanizer Pro is my preferred; their negative air technology seems to be the best-developed and most efficient. The Satisfyer Pro 2 isn't as finely-tuned; the sensation is rougher. While the tech is closer to the Womanizer's, the effect is closest to the Lelo Cruise, but not *quite* as rough. Sex bloggers and toy reviewers all made the same comment about both the Satisfyer Pro 2 and the Lelo Cruise; higher levels of intensity may be way too intense for most users. They are not lying to you. I don't think I've taken either one of those past level 5, and didn't stay on that level for long. Both seem to increase intensity primarily by increasing the vibration strength, which just causes me irritation. By contrast, I can use all levels on the Womanizer without worrying about a bruised clitoris or urethra (always leading to UTI-like symptoms -- not fun). We had several magnetic-charged items prior to this purchase, all Luvkis brand, most not bought on Amazon. They charge easily and fully, with no problems with loss of magnetic connection. Not so with the Satisfyer. (And by the way, I really hate products with this type of deliberate misspelling in their names.) The magnetic connection is flimsy at best, and if it's bumped or moved at all, tends to disconnect from the magnets. This isn't too big a problem if one just pays attention, but compared to the magnetic strength of the Luvkis brand products we have, it's an annoyance. The biggest problem by far, though, is the extremely short battery life. If it managed to last for half an hour of continuous use, I'd be amazed. In contrast, the Lelo Cruise can run steadily for about 2 hours, and the Womanizer Pro lasts for four hours. If you're one of those fortunate people who achieves orgasm in the 2-5 minutes these products (all 3) claim most do, this probably isn't a big deal for you. For those of us whose clitoris' are divas, this is a definite drawback. Do I regret the purchase? No. For the price, it's a pretty good product. Will I buy another one? Probably not. For my particular situation, the lack of battery life is a major drawback. For those whose play with it for generally less than ten minutes at a time, it's a good product choice, especially if you don't want (or can't afford) to make the investment in a Womanizer. Read more