Scott 1000 Sheets Per Roll 8 Toilet Paper Rolls Bath Tissue

Scott 1000 is ideal for today's low flow toilets that clog easily. You would have to use a great deal of it at once to cause clogging. It is definitely NOT a "cushy tushy" brand, but it is inexpensive and cleans you adequately, and your plunger or plumber's snake will remain unused in your closet. Do not use generics. Wegman's generic version of Scott 1000 may leave bits of tissue on the skin. Read more

Ladies and gentlemen, bathroom connoisseurs and cheeky folks alike, gather 'round because we're about to embark on a positively hilarious review of Scott 1000 Toilet Paper, 32 Rolls! Yes, we're talking about toilet paper, and it's time to give credit where credit is due: Rolling in the Rolls: With 32 rolls, it's like the gift that keeps on giving. You could build a TP fort with this many rolls, or at least survive the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020. Scott, the Soft Sage: It's like having a friend named Scott who's soft, gentle, and always there when you need him. No need to send a holiday card, just grab another sheet. Toilet Paper Pyramid Scheme: You could build a TP pyramid with this stash and maybe start a cult of ultra-comfort bathroom experiences. Scott would be your spiritual leader. Unrolling Laughter: Unrolling this TP is like unearthing a treasure map to a hidden world of comfort. There could be dragons or maybe just a loo, but who's to say? Two-Ply Tango: This TP is two-ply, which is like a luxurious dance of softness for your derriere. It's the tango of toilet paper - smooth and supportive. Scott's Subtle Superpower: It's unscented, so you won't smell like a bouquet of roses, but hey, it's not perfume; it's toilet paper. You can still rock that au naturel scent with pride. Budget-Friendly Booty Bliss: The best part? It's budget-friendly. You don't have to sell a kidney for the luxury of comfortable bathroom breaks. It's like a golden ticket to TP paradise. In conclusion, Scott 1000 Toilet Paper, 32 Rolls, is like your trusty sidekick in the bathroom, always ready to save the day. It's soft, budget-friendly, and the gift that keeps on giving. So go ahead, roll with Scott and experience the tango of toilet paper luxury. Your derriere will thank you! Read more

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A: I live in a House that was built over a century ago, with 1950's era plumbing that has the temperament of a two year old. The plumber says, though it's dated, it doesn't really need to be replaced until it gives out-- a costly psrospect, when the time comes. After going a few rounds with it backing up, and paying my very nice plumber hefty fees for his services, I was about to break down and go for the update. Then I found this Scott product, and it is *all* that I buy now. Couple of years and counting, and the difference is amazing. I have had a minor back up or two, but nothing a good drain opener couldn't easily deal with. Usually a fifteen minute gel type will clear it. I also found a main line cleaner, (gallon size jug you pour in, leave overnight), I use a couple of times a year for maintenance, or if the gel doesn't clear it, and that has always taken care of any problem. However, incidents are now few and far between, and really no more than you'd likely have with any plumbing from time to time. And I haven't had to call the plumber since. The saving grace is this tissue breaks down much more quickly and easily than other types, and that makes all the difference with 'sensitive' plumbing. (I picked up some of the old brand once to fill in until my order arrived, and it was right back to the old problems within a week-- never again.) It is thinner than the hyped brands, it's one ply, not two. (Duh.) It is not coarse or rough, though, and use whatever you need, the rolls still last much longer. This is the product I'd buy now even it wasn't saving me a fortune and much angst over plumbing issues. It's practical, economical, and perfectly serviceable; it's toilet tissue, what more do you really need? However, if you have cantankerous plumbing, you do *need* this. I have it on Subscribe and Save now, so I don't have to worry about forgetting to order it. *Highly recommend.* Read more