Hot d***, these things are great!
Okay, look -- leaving a review on a nose hair product means you're admitting you've got a nose hair problem. So, fine - I admit it. So do you, by the way. And everyone else over about 40. And if you're old, like 60+, then you've probably got a disgusting clump of hair sticking out of your nose that makes it look like a hairy armpit. It's bad enough when you've got that going on, but when you get old enough to get gray hair, the d*** nose hairs start turning white, so that makes them ultra visible, and everyone who sees you is thinking "does this dude have a snot hanging out his nose? What the hell is going on here?" And then the itching. That's the worst part. When the inside of your nose starts itching because the stupid hairs are long enough to reach all the way over to the other side and tickle it, man, it's time for some action. I tried the rotary cutter nose trimmer thing. That sucks. You have to do it every couple of days, and half the time you end up with a snot-covered nose trimmer. So I ditched that and went the manly route -- grab a pair of wide-blade tweezers and jam them up your nose, latch on, and rip those suckers out by the root. That works. Doesn't feel good, and you've got to yank and yank to clear out the forest, but it'll get there, and it'll last a couple of weeks too. But it's kind of miserable. And if things go wrong you could even cause an infection. Not good. Then I stumbled across these things. They're a miracle. The Japanese have done it again. All you do is jam one of these little swizzle sticks up your snoot holes, and swirl it around a bit so you catch the worst of it, and -- that's it, you're now civilized and fit for public viewing. No pain, no yanking, no blood, no infection, nothing. Just 10 seconds and you won't believe how well they work. I was shocked, I had to grab a flashlight and look up there (not recommended) and I could see straight up to my brain, hair-free. The inside of my sneezers looked like one of those weirdo hairless cats. I was so happy with it that I decided to run it across my ears too. If you don't know, put on some **** glasses and look in the mirror -- if you're old enough to have white nose hair, I can guarantee you've got a clump growing out your ears that makes you look like Yoda. And these little weedwackers will clean that area up very nicely. Although, thinking about it, you may not want to do it in that order; maybe start with the outside of your ears, as you probably don't want to start with the nose and end up rubbing a snotty stick all over your ears. Yeah, they're cheap but they're also a bit expensive, at about $1.50 each. Well worth it, especially because you can just blast 'em with water and dry 'em off and they'll work over and over and over. Get some, and start living the high life. Yes they're that good. Read more
