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Better than expected. My father in law is 67 and has numerous health problems. This has really helped his back and neck pain. Perfect Christmas gift. The gel they give you is a little weird I wouldn’t say it’s massage oil or anything. We slapped this dude up with just regular lotion and it worked like a charm. I honestly think we are going to try ICY/HOT lotion instead in between those massage pods to really get after it. Sometimes he catches a face cramp so we turned it on the oscillator mode and released the Kraken on his face and I’ve never seen him happier. 5/5. I can’t speak to its battery life or durability because my wife got PISSED when she found out what I gave him for Christmas. No good deed goes unpunished I guess. Read more

GOOD. LORD. I am so, SOOO glad I paid the extra $2.99 for overnight shipping. Best $2.99 I ever spent. Ok, real talk and going to get a little blue here but you are actively reading reviews for tentacle vibrators on the internet so I am going to assume your constitution isn't THAT delicate. I apologize in advance for all the typos, my hands are still shaking. I have vaginismus so I don't really bother using "internal" toys and I find most internal use toys to be comically oversized for me. No judgement, hey everybody's anatomy is unique and different strokes for different folks, but they just aren't for me. I will keep them in mind if I ever need to bludgeon a mastodon to death though. But I have always had an interest in the tentacle toys because all those little bumps and grooves seem like they would feel just as good on the outside as they do on the inside. But again, most of them are the size of a Volvo and usually don't vibrate, or vibration at least doesn't seem to be their primary function. I was scrolling through Amazon looking for a new bible cover with an inspirational quote on it when I just so happened to come across this and thought, "Well, he looks nice... probably has a great personality." Swipe right. I like the funny, goofy, novelty, and cutesy toys the best. They're like little pieces of pop art whereas sometimes the more anatomically correct ones look like a Junji Ito body horror concept. I bought it because the price was really affordable, I like that vibration is it's purpose, it is very slender especially compared to other tentacle toys, it's tapered towards the tip so if I did get adventurous and decide to send him spelunking it starts off about the size of a pinky finger, the color and design were pretty, it seemed very soft and flexible, I love the LED screen (very futuristic looking), and it had good reviews. I think the only thing I didn't love was the magnetic charger. Most things I've purchased with a magnetic charger Worked great for the first few times then quickly stopped recognizing when the charger was connected. But this ones magnetic pull seems much strong and more substantial than the ones I've come across previously. Time will tell and I'll update this review if it clunks out on me but I have high hopes for this one. In person, my expectations were met and exceeded. It looks just like the picture with a really pretty iridescent shimmering duochrome color. The material feels very smooth and velvety, not like some silicone that has a lot of grip. The vibration is strong without being painful, there's no edging with this thing. This is a wham bam thank you ma'am toy. At least it was for me. But I'm fine with that because I got stuff to do I'm a busy girl on the go. It's also really quiet! LOVE that! I've of course had vibrators before and the only one I returned to with regularity was the good ole' Hitachi Magic Wand. If it was good enough for gramma then it's good enough for me. That thing is like the 80's refrigerator of vibrators, it will get the job done and it will outlive you, but it unfortunately sounds like a friggin' gas powered lawn mower. A friend of mine is moving in with me soon and I was worried because the bedrooms share a wall, but with the door closed I would be shocked if she could hear this thing. It's seriously quieter than my electric toothbrush. The LED screen works perfectly and looks very slick. I LOVE how it has a battery indicator on it, nothing worse than starting a session just to have to suddenly die on you. It charges fairly quickly and the battery indicator shows you how far along it is in charging up. You can't use it while it is charging but that's true of most of them. Overall, 5 stars. 2 thumbs way up. Yes would shop here again. So far the best toy I've purchased and far less expensive than similar toys. I love how quiet and versatile it is. I finally feel like I found a toy that was tailor made for me and my body. Highly recommend! Read more

Haven’t tried it yet, but I’m very excited to!! It doesn’t really show it on the listing, but there’s an app you can connect the toy to! You can play with the vibration patterns and match with people online to play with. You can set the vibe to music, video, your mic apparently??? There are a lot of features. It is waterproof, as I’ve cleaned it in the sink and it survived. Ummm not sure what else to say!! Excited to try it!!! Read more

Fun item with great textures and strong vibration however the battery doesn't last long. It is probably defective or old because it can be fully charged but dies quickly while in use. I really appreciate the display which helps manage power level and select programmed patterns. Definitely a favorite, but needs a backup toy 😍 Read more

Excellent product and discreet packaging! It's sturdy, feels great, and has so many settings. The magnetic charger is very convenient. Read more

4.3 stars is insane. It's hard, pointy, aggressive, stiff, it's a damn alien probe. Do not buy. Unless you're into that kinda thing. I've been having nightmares of alien abduction for a month. I think it triggered some unresolved trauma from a long forgotten subconscious memory or something. Think i need therapy now. Hoping the men in black show up and wipe my memory clean again. Pleasure? More like punishment. It's like stepping on a Lego but for your bum. Better off using the handle of aspatula from your grandma's kitchen. Who the heck likes this? Read more

Oh My WOW….! I’m going to assume that if you’re reading reviews in this section of the site that you can handle a little hot and spicy. If not, stop reading now! So let’s talk about this “BOB” (battery operated boyfriend) for a minute. First of all, this explosive device has been upgraded from battery to USB, magnetic charging. That’s a huge plus! The magnetic connection is stronger than most and the device charges fairly quickly. Unfortunately you can’t use the device while it’s charging which will frustrate you because once you pick this badboy up, you’re not going to want to put him down! I’ve had many BOB’s come and go in my life but this one is here to stay! Whether you’re just interested in a little kiss on the rose or in a full on deep dive, this device will send you into the outer stratosphere in mere seconds. If you’re someone who’s used to “multiples“ you’ll be beyond amazed and if you’ve never had “multiples”, you’ll be beyond amazed! You will have to learn to control yourself because there’s no controlling the power of this particular BOB! And I say that in the most satisfying of ways! The design is exceptional and able to reach all the right places in all the right ways. The LED design showing battery life and movement level is a great feature. It’s quiet enough to be used in bed even if you have a partner laying next to you. BOB won’t wake him up but your moans and groans and screams just might! Girls, this bad boy is not for the faint of heart but he’s well worth getting to know. If I could give him 10 stars I would! Buy, allow yourself to enjoy, and prepare to be amazed! Worth every penny! Read more

Love this thing it’s soooooo amazing!!! Must buy it!! Read more