THE best towels for plus size, for long hair, and anyone who wants to be comfortable.
All right, so I have a weakness for bath products, including towels. I have a collection of towels that barely fits in the linen closet, including picks from luxury brands like Coyuchi, Frette, and Graccioza. I have ordered towels from Turkey, Japan, Italy, and France. I have spent a frankly irresponsible amount of money on towels over the course of my life. I wish that I had found these towels first. Ok, so, point the first. I'm a giant woman. I'm tall, and I'm fat. I have never been able to do 'the towel thing' with normal towels. You know, the thing where you securely wrap a towel around your chest, thus having the freedom to wander around searching for whatever clothes you want, or grab a glass of water without scandalising your roommates or any poor sod outside who happens to glance at your window as they're walking their dog? I CAN DO THE TOWEL THING NOW. And not just a little bit. It's wide enough to FULLY wrap around me and tuck in without it feeling precarious, and it's long enough that I'm not worried about any cheeky cheeks poking out of the bottom either. I fully sat down in my towel-thinged towel, it stayed tucked in, and nothing popped out. Roommates relieved. Passers-by unscandalised. Point the second. I have about four feet of thick, luxurious hair. It's the kind of hair that makes my salon appointments take four times as long as everyone else's and cost twice as much, and the kind of hair that makes stylists go "Ooooh, so much hair!" It's also the kind of hair that can soak through a normal towel when I dry it out of the shower, and when I try to do the OTHER towel thing - you know, the one where you put your head upside down and twist your hair up into a towel - about a foot and a half of hair pokes out of the bottom. I can do the other towel thing now too! Not only does it contain all four feet of my hair, it actually absorbs a LOT of the water from it without soaking the towel and making it feel damp and disgusting on my head. Now, it's a heavy towel to do the other towel thing with, but I figure if you're lugging around four feet of thick hair like me, your neck is probably up to the challenge of supporting it. My hair air dried in only two hours after ten minutes in this towel, instead of taking all day. So let's get to the cons, because yes, there are some. Not many. First, these bad boys shed. A lot. Even more than usual, but that's because they're so thick and soft. You're going to want to wash and dry them AT LEAST twice before you put them into rotation, unless you want lint in your hair and all over your bathroom floor. You'll need to empty the lint trap a few times during their dry cycle, or they're not going to dry properly in the dryer, and I expect that'll be the case for their lifespan. Mildly annoying, but a small price to pay for their absorbency and plushness. Second, the colours on offer at the time of this review are boring. It's a problem with most home textile brands, to be honest. I don't know when or where someone decided that bright colours and patterns are only for children, but good luck finding things of quality that aren't white, ecru, 'natural', black, grey, or any other variety of boring. I bought the black ones because they'll at least provide dark contrast with some of my more colourful towels and bathroom products. I would normally knock a star off for those two cons, but I won't this time, because the positives so vastly outweigh the negatives. Genuinely better than a good number of luxury brands. Just get yourself some, you won't regret it. Read more












