L—August 4, 2025✓ Verified purchase
Anal review: Amazing stretch feeling. 12 inch circumference at the base. Soft material ( except the ridges ). Suction cup is up to the task and secures this heavy toy well for hands free fun. Let’s talk about those ridges: the ridges are located at certain circumference size points to give the player an indication of where on the toy you’ve inserted beyond. Last ridge is 9 inch circumference. Whilst the majority of the toy is very soft material and very comfortable to use, the ridges are surprisingly not so much. They feel like it, but I found it to be rough when using slide play. Others may like this though, but my first time using it, this is what I found. Once I was past the ridge, and bottoming out, I was able to completely enjoy the feeling of deep slide play. Overall this is a great stretch anal trainer. Edit: after using this for a couple of weeks I can say it’s perfect for anal training. I decided to purchase the largest size as the whole cone has all the girth you could need with you in control of how much you want inserted. Material is super soft and comfortable. I’ve even got used to the ridges. I wanted to explore 12 inch circumference toys, so bottoming out on this was exciting and pleasurable. Slide playing the full length is very addicting. Great toy Read more
Kam—November 19, 2023✓ Verified purchase
Preliminary info: I purchased the small. I'm a cis man who is fairly experienced with anal play, but who -up until the acquisition of this toy- has done no long-term training/stretching. I've had the toy for 3 days as of right now, and will update this review once I'm able to take the whole thing (or when I give up). Previous to owning this toy, the largest circumference I've managed was 6.25" (15.9cm). This is the perspective from which I'm reviewing this product, and I can't comfortable speak to how people with different anatomies, levels of experience, or different size variants of this toy will fare. Mold/material/finish quality: 4.5/5 Excellent. Far better than I expected, frankly. Real, non-porous silicone, no flashing or witness marks from the mold. All of the useable surface is a consistent, satiny, semi-matte finish that is soft-to-the-touch, and easy to clean. My only complaint is that there were a few bubbles in the very top of the pour (bottom of the toy), and a few of them were close enough to the edge of the mold that they tore out a little bit with handling. This is not at all a significant concern. The useable surfaces of the toy are all pristine, and many premium toys come with these same defects also. This is premium toy quality. I WAS NOT expecting to receive a toy of this quality, at this price point. Fun factor: 3/5 I will admit, getting this thing in my hands did put a smile on my face. It really does feel like you're holding an oversized ice cream cone when you see it in person. There's a gentle recess in the base, around the cone. For whatever reason, that small detail really sells the novelty in a way that I feel a simple, geometric cone-on-top-of-cylinder shape just wouldn't. It reminds me of those plastic drip catchers that some soft-serve places put on their cones. I didn't buy this expecting it to remind me of an ice cream cone, but strangely, it very much does. That does very little for me in use. Then again, I have also owned several BDs, so maybe I'm just hard to please when it comes to novelty/fetish/fun value. The feeling of using it is... well, it's kinda mid. It's definitely not bad, but it does leave something to be desired in terms of sensations. It's perfectly smooth, and the rings along the length are not nearly pronounced enough to feel them. I will say, the firmness is PERFECT. I have found that many silicone toys are just a little too soft. This one doesn't fight you at all going in and stays upright, while remaining cushy enough to be comfortable. As a tool/training device though, it suffices. It's bland, it's boring. I was surprised to find that the color does have a pearlescent effect, but it's otherwise uninteresting to look at, while providing little-to-no sensory/novelty/fetish/fun value. I think it's also worth noting that I don't think this would make a good gag gift. Maybe if it had a waffle texture or something, but it doesn't LOOK like an ice cream cone, and it comes in a plain, cardboard box, so no funny graphics or anything. Function: 5/5 This does what it says on the tin. I've had luck putting it on the floor (on a towel), and squatting onto it. I was amazed. Bare in mind, I already know how to relax my inner and outer bands on command after "finding" them with a little bit of massaging, and you WILL NOT get similar results if you don't. On my first use, I got about 1/3 of the way from the final set of rings to the base, or about 2/3 of the whole toy, within about 10 minutes. That's 7.5" (19.05cm)! Remember, my previous max was 6.25" (15.88cm), and pushing myself to that next step took just a little patience and effort. My goal is to hilt my BD Medium Cole, which is 8.25" at its widest point, and I think I can get there with just a couple weeks of training with this toy every 2-3 days (rest is important too)! Value: 5/5 This is certainly not the cheapest toy, but it's pretty darn close. As I've said a couple of times already, this thing far exceeds expectations set by the price. This is easily on par with many premium toys worth multiple times its price. The quality by itself would impress, but the utility here cannot be understated for those looking to train up a stretch. I can't say I'll be buying another one (unless something happens to the one I already have). That is mostly because I don't plan to go any further than the 3" diameter that the small bottoms out at, but I would consider the larger models for the convenience of more height/steeper slopes if they weren't so much more expensive than the small. I just can't justify spending $90 on a toy that fills such an ancillary role in my arsenal right now. If you're trying to get into fisting, or other extreme insertion activities, maybe that premium price tag is worth it to you, but if all I need is a little extra heigh, I can just slap this thing down on top of a can of Planter's. I would recommend you do the same if your aspirations end with a moderate stretch like mine do. Should you buy it?: Yes... No... Maybe... This is not a beginner toy. I really want to stress that you SHOULD NOT BUY THIS if you are new to anal play, or are struggling to start with a reasonably sized toy. Not only because I don't think this toy will help you, but because it's just not a good introduction to anal. Like I mentioned above, the experience of using this toy is kind of boring. It really isn't stimulating at all, and it's just for building up a stretch for larger-than-average toys. You do not have to do any kind of long-term training or stretching in order to enjoy anal sex or use anal toys, provided you stay under 2" (5cm) in diameter, and you're using good lube. It does help to start with smaller toys and work your way up to that 2" mark, but I promise that process is strictly psychological, and that you aren't "stretching" yourself in any way that you wouldn't during a slightly larger-than-average BM. If you're a newbie, you'll be far better off wishlisting this toy just in case, and getting a graduated set of plugs for less than half the price for now. Any set that is silicone, and goes from ~0.8" to a little over 1.5" will do. It'll take practice to find all the muscles, and learn to relax. You may need to do an enema, work on your diet, look into fiber supplements, or any other number of factors before you're fully comfortable with taking anything 1.5-2", but until you've reached that point and still want to go further, I don't recommend a stretcher like this one. All of that said. For anybody who is confident that they've mastered their anal routine, if you just need a little bit of extra help to take that next step, and push beyond the natural limitations of your feeble, mortal prison, to humble God, to defy his misguided and arbitrary rules about your pleasure, and to teach him the meaning of the word "hubris," then I cannot understate how necessary it is for you to buy this toy. This toy has me -for the first time ever- looking at a BD Medium Flared Chance, or an Unflared in Large or even XL, and thinking "Hmmm, I bet I can do it." If that doesn't sell you, then I don't know what will. Read more
