Portable Bidet Sprayer - Large Bidet Bottle 560 ML

I wanted to install a semi-permanent bidet attachment to our master toilet but discovered our landlord won’t let us do it. So I bought this as a working compromise. I had J-pouch and ileostomy reversal surgeries this past summer, and like most ostomates who go back to using the bathroom normally, I suffer occasional bad burning sensations because of all the digestive enzymes & acids that now don’t have a colon to absorb or process them. Add in that my body is re-learning how to properly digest & pass foods and I just don’t feel comfortable with using toilet paper anymore. This little squeeze bottle and long-necked attachment have made it very easy for me to thoroughly clean myself up after every restroom visit and also have greatly reduced the burning & injury to my skin from the stomach acids passed. It took a little getting used to, managing the bottle positioning and how to best apply pressure to keep control but also thoroughly clean up back there. I get about three trips out of a full bottle before I have to refill it at the sink. I keep it on the edge of my bathtub where it’s next to me and conveniently lower to reach for while I’m still seated. And unlike some other bathroom & personal hygiene devices this at least isn’t obvious at a glance what it’s for; it looks for the most part like just a squeeze bottle you might use to water plants or perform some sort of dental cleaning with (obviously I don’t recommend it for that, lol). It’s easy to keep clean and performs its job perfectly fine. And it has the added bonus that it can be emptied, collapsed and taken when you travel, so it’s actually more versatile than the bidets you have to permanently attach to a given toilet. Even if you don’t need it for any special medical issues like mine, I also have to say flat-out I’ve never felt cleaner leaving the bathroom. After the initial novel feeling of wetness on my backside became normalized, I’ve been way more comfortable overall plus the added financial & ecological bonus that I use way less toilet paper as a consequence. A couple folds just to dry and make sure it’s all good to go and I’m done. After my surgery I was going through nearly a roll of paper a day. Now I’m back to the kind of consumption I had before my illness. Highly recommend this, especially if you consider that with occasional supply line issues for things like toilet paper these days it’s good if you already have a way to keep hygienic but cut down on your dependence on these things. Read more

This handheld bidet is very easy to assemble & use. The bottle is a thinner & softer plastic material that makes it less effort to squeeze. The handle is the perfect length to reach everywhere. I’m able to use it with either hand, which is good because I have slight carpel tunnel in my right. TMI maybe, but I’m sure people really want to know if it gets you clean. It does! It takes up to two full bottles to get clean after a #2. No wipes or TP needed, except to dry yourself after. Are there any negatives? Well, it doesn’t matter to me, but mine isn’t retractable like the description says it should be. I twisted, pulled, and pushed very hard, but nothing budged to retract. I don’t plan on traveling with it, so I don’t mind the longer wand. Also, even though the bottle is very easy to squeeze, it still takes 6-7 squeezes to empty it. So if you have arthritis or severe carpel tunnel, it might be difficult to use during every bathroom trip. Maybe people with these ailments could clean with TP first & then use the bidet after. So not to have to squeeze it so many times. Or alternating hands could work. Overall, it is perfect for me. I feel a lot cleaner than just using wipes every time. I’ll have to buy a 2nd one to have on hand just in case. Lol Edit: I just purchased my 3rd & this one leaks. The lid with wand doesn’t screw all the way onto the bottle. So when you turn it upside down to use, water drips out from the lid. Since I didn’t have an issue with the first two, I’ve already thrown out the packaging. It still works though. I just have a little water in the floor now. I’m sure it’s a fluke & manufacturer error. If you try this one, keep the packaging just in case you have to exchange it. Read more

The biggest draw of this product is the capacity, and I haven't had problems with the nozzle falling off or water squeezing out the side as long as I screw it on tightly. The stream is lower pressure than what you'd get with a sprayer-type bidet, but it's good enough for giving your butt a good rinse. It is so much more comfortable than wiping dry. My only problem with this is all the nooks and crannies in the nozzle head and inside the bottle due to the grip diamonds/lines. Especially if you live in a more humid environment, the lines inside the bottle have a hard time drying, and I have had it develop mold/mildew. I've been shaking it with dish soap and water once a week, but clearly I need to fill it with an actual disinfectant once in a while. Read more