Roundhouse Provisions by Chuck Norris Emergency Food Bars - High Calorie Lemon Shortbread 14 Vitamins Minerals - Whole

This survival bar is exactly what I was looking for to put in my "get home bag" in my car. Regular food bars don't last long and these have a five year expiration date. I ate one for dinner. It is edible, but also very thirst-provoking. I keep water in my bag as well, so that's fine. It was crumbly, but that's not a problem. I felt fine and was not hungry for 12 hours until breakfast, so it lasted a good long time. I don't understand the negative comments about the taste. It's a bit too sweet and salty for me, but it's a survival bar, not a gourmet meal! - It's cheap - It's edible - Five years until expiration - I ate one for dinner and was not hungry at all for 12 hours. - Perfect for a SHTF kit. Five stars. It does EXACTLY what I need it to do. Read more

Holy crap these taste good! I generally definitely don’t like sweet things, but this is like buttery shortbread cookies with lemon and damn! I ate half one night and saved the other half for the next day because I need to lose weight. Still in eating half a bar and one taquito I’m really full! I’m getting ready to subscribe to them so I get a little bit of a discount, but I still think they’re worth it without subscribe and safe. Read more

These are delicious but they fall apart when you try to open them. This isn't a problem working on a flat countertop in your kitchen when you know what to expect, but in a survival or camping situation I wouldn't have expected that and I would've lost half of the bar. Fix that and it's five stars. Read more

I don't get why so many people are concerned with taste and texture. An "Emergency" bar only has to pass three criteria as far as I'm concerned: Is it palatable? Does it supply enough calories to save my arse in an emergency? Does it have a sufficiently long shelf life? This bar passes all three. I would have given the bar five stars however, I had to remove one star due to the loss of shelf life. The bars that I received today, 12/15/25, were made 09/24. So, these bars have been sitting on a shelf in a warehouse somewhere for a year and three months, meaning I've lost over twenty percent of my potential storage life before I even received them. The bars themselves are great. On a side note, if you're a gym rat, these bars provide a good, dense source of pre-workout calories to help power you through your sets. Read more

I got these to keep in the cars for emergencies. As I have to eat gluten free, I very much appreciate that these fit my dietary needs. A gluten free version of this type of thing (calorie dense, long shelf life) is rare. I ate one for breakfast to see how they are and it was great. Lemon shortbread wouldn't have been my first choice for flavors, but it was fine. I hope they come out with some additional flavors in the future. Read more

The first box I got was so delicious but the second two boxes that I got had some kind of chemical taste to it. They were awful. but like I said, the first box was delicious like all the other reviews. my daughter does a lot of freeze drying, and she says if you don’t clean the machines, the food will not taste correctly, sometimes awful. also, it has two expiration dates. Read more

This will give us a great addition to our family emergency kit. Read more

These are very handy and tasty. The ration bar has come in handy on a number of occasions. Read more