Dog approved
Hi, I’m Tubbs. I’m a dog. And this is my review of the stuffed cat pillow I now use as both a mattress and a hostage. Let’s get this out of the way: I don’t trust cats. They’re shifty, judgmental, and always acting like they pay the mortgage. But this one? This one can’t run. Or glare. Or push things off counters at 3 a.m. And that makes it the best cat I’ve ever met. The pillow is extremely soft, perfect for resting my head while I plot my next nap. Its weirdly calm little face never changes, no matter how heavily I flop onto it — which honestly feels like a victory. Every time I lie down on its smug-looking mug, I feel a deep sense of… satisfaction. Therapeutic, almost. Other observations: • Makes a delightful thud when I drop my full dog weight on it. • Doesn’t complain when I drool on it. • Provides emotional support during suspicious late-night house noises. • Looks just realistic enough that visitors give me concerned compliments. I enjoy that. Pros: • Cozy, durable, silently obedient • Perfect for asserting dominance in a healthy, non-concerning way • My humans laugh every time they see me using it, which means I’m hilarious Cons: • Still not edible • Does not apologize for being a cat Overall? 11/10. This is the ideal cat: quiet, soft, and politely flattened under my head. Highly recommended. Woof. Read more

















