Love Glider Sex Machine

Over-priced and arrived with pieces fallen off. No instructions, so had to guess how to reassemble it. If the assembly process were fixed and the build quality doubled, it might be worth $120- maybe. Read more

Bought the Love Glider Sex Machine mainly for the price. There is the Monkey Rocker and associated hybrid cost almost $1,000. Honestly I wish I had just bought the plans/blueprints for the Monkey Rocker as the machine isn't that difficult to make on your own, assuming you have the tools. The first week I had The Love Glider, the center pivot on the front broke. Which I had to bore new screw holes to secure it back. The biggest issue I have with The Love Glider is that the angle of the centerpiece where the dildo sits on the vac-u-loc plug is way to steep for any anal play. Actually impossible without some changes. As well, if you like to sit/rock on the machine for any extended period of time; forget it! The cushion is like sitting on wooden planks. Having said that; I still would recommend the machine but only if you are handy at making quite a few updates or changes to it. I ended up making quite a few "carpentry" changes to it within the first month actually. Which I'm guessing for the money that it costs still, most people would be a bit disappointed with this product. UPDATE: Yet another bad tidbit as the "Love Glider" had another piece break. At this point I'm going to say this was poor purchase on my part. I've discovered the toy is made of particle wood and with anything you try to slightly adjust, it breaks off! I honestly can't believe I spent this much money on something that seems to have been made with such cheap products!!! I ----> WOULD NOT <----- recommend this product to anyone! Read more

Was a bit nervous after reading a few reviews but I couldn't be happier with it. Works great and for the money (which is half the price on amazon as the name brand 'monkey rocker' as well as some of the other knock-offs Ive seen which can easily be 600-700). This is an GREAT product that I would HIGHLY recommend to anyone who is looking for something like this. Put a smile on my face - several times LOL!!! Read more

From a design standpoint, it's a good product. From a build quality standpoint, it's a borderline disaster. When it arrived, I had to put several of the screws back in. Also the wood used in the frame and supports is MDF, which cannot take a lot of abuse. Considering that this is a sex machine at the end of the session, wood that can at least take beating. The MDF also limits the weight the product can successfully take. Note: If hiding the product is even remotely on your wishlist, give this a pass. It is larger and screams what it is. Read more

Purchased more to entertain my spouse. Very pleased is my spouse. The chair did come broken on the bottom but it was nothing major. The bolts needed to be tighten and I had not used it yet. When you are paying that kind of money you should not need to due anything or have a broken chair. Read more

This item came with a nut missing and the handle broke as soon as i picked it up. I was able to fix it and it works fine now, but was unfortunate to spend so much on an item that was made with a very inferior quality of wood. Read more

The range of motion doesn’t allow you to use the last 3” of whatever toy you have attached to it. The little stock toy kept coming out and was only penetrating by about 2” because of this. The cheap ass wood split and broke at the hinge during the first use. Complete garbage. Total waste of money. Read more

My girlfriend loves this product,spices up the sex life. Its very well made. also price is very reasonable. also gives your lady some play time when your not home.lol thanks harley Read more