Pipedream Extreme F ck Me Silly Slut

Awesome! Let's get something straight. THIS WILL NOT REPLACE A REAL HUMAN FEMALE! Duh! It is just not possible. Ask any female if your penis is worst than a sexual consolator, she will say, is different, but not better. Is just human nature, we need the smell, the taste, the heat, etc....However... Using the mega slut as PREMIUM masturbator can not get any better! This is an excellent piece of work, the curves, the size, the shape, the feeling, the weight, the indentations in the back. We dressed the mega slut with sexy lingerie and it looks even better. The boobs are amazing when you are hitting the climax! you star squeezing everywhere lol. We believe that to get the best experience possible is to use it infront of a mirror, or a webcam or something so you can see the "porn" perspective mega slut offers. It is awesome! . The vagina has grooves as well as the anal entry, just like real female. It is tight but stretches really good. It is heavy make no mistake! but the weight adds to the overall experience as a real female. The skin sensation is awesome overall, if you are NOT into fake books, then, the feeling from mega slut will leave you greatly disappointed. It feels exactly like when a real female gets her boobs done at the surgeon office. Natural boobs have that special feeling if you know what I mean. The butt feeling is more natural. I would recommend keeping the box where the mega slut was born lol! It comes with a nice plastic and styrofoam mold. If you throw that away, I can guaranteed you, you will NEVER find something similar unless you buy another mega slut. The box is big! so have the space saved. You need to take care of your mega slut too! :p I would also recommend using some shirt or something to try to minimize the friction with the mega slut because is THAT friction that start peeling the nice finish the slut comes initially with. The only possible down side I would find, is the strong smell the mega slut has, it is not a bad small, but it is strong, I do not know if it is because of the paint added, or the material the megaslut was made from. But it has a particular smell that you have to cope with it. Overall, just buy it, and have fun. Read more

Pros: This is a great product. I've owned a few toys before, mostly fleshlights and artificial vags, and the difference between those handhelds and something that's large and heavy enough that you can just lay it on the bed and go to town on, or grab it's different "parts", or put your arms around, or have in different positions... the difference is night and day, feels amazing and is much much closer to the real thing. Makes me very excited for the future when they'll be able to make these things move, bounce, and wiggle on their own. ;) It's kind of expensive but I think the quality is worth it. I've used it more than a few times now, and the wear and tear has been minimal, especially considering that, down there, I'm in the "larger" category for guys. No problems with lube, no problem with smell. Cons: All that said, there are two really big cons, that although I'm giving it 4-stars, made this product not really suitable for me. 1) It's a pain in the ass to clean! Time is short, so after having fun and finishing I'd prefer to clean up quickly and get back to my life. But it takes me usually half an hour or more to properly clean & powder. Which feels like a HUGE waste the times when the fun part only lasted five minutes... Along with their cleaner, powder, and lube the makers of this product should really have included a douche or something like that to make cleaning internally easier because lugging it over to the sink/shower and trying to rinse out the holes without such a tool is no easy task and is totally not as quick and easy as others have made it sound. Because of the difficulty cleaning, I only use this maybe once every other week; at most. 2) Don't expect to "hide" this, it's huge! I have a small apartment and often have friends over, so I store it in my closet, but even then I've already had a few close calls where curious/nosy guests who like poking around, almost opened the large unmarked box (yes, the same one it was shipped in) at the back of the closet to find the sultry fanta-flesh surprise inside. An official storage container that looks better, and easier to fit in other spaces, than the giant box could really help here. So to recap, although it wasn't right for me, I think this is a great buy for anyone who doesn't mind the lengthy care it takes to maintain after each use, and who isn't concerned about hiding it! Read more

Poor quality/craftsmanship (air bubbles in some spots). Difficult to clean. Not worth the money. Read more

Absolutely amazing product!! Well worth the money. Looks and feels so very real - the ass, tight waistline, and breasts are perfect size, shape, firmness, and feel! The full weight if this 25lb pieces led if even more realistic and feels as close to the real thing as possible! Cleaning is super easy, as well! Excellent work of art- now to see how long it lasts... Read more

Arrived in a discreet brown box as promised, and earlier than I expected. Packed neat and properly and was in fine condition when I opened it. Kept the brown box it came in and when I'm not using the toy, I store it in the box and hide it easily in the back of my closet. Works out great. I've had it for almost a year now, used it a fair bit and it's holding out really well. The pinkish color on the nipples has faded away but that's not exactly anything I'd get up in arms about, and there has been some small tearing around the lower area after some time and use. However, it's so minor that it's not something you should worry about, the product does hold up very well. It's extremely enjoyable and it feels absolutely amazing and realistic. I got what I paid for. Read more