The best toenail trimmer for those whose nails would make a maggot gag!
My toenails have been described by many as "The most hideous growing thing in the natural world" and "dream haunting" to name a few. I've lost my big toenail on my right foot so many times that it now grows slightly sideways, which is not only painful but now resembles a large, thick, green/yellow shaved almond protruding from a mummified cocktail weenie. After destroying all my wife's nail clippers trying to cut through the nasty, rock hard nail-of-satan, I began grinding away at it with a Dremel rotary tool. The friction cause a blister which then became infected and required a doctor visit. After the doctor finished vomiting into a nearby sink from the unpleasant sight an smell of zombie toe, he recommended these KlipPro clippers. Seeing as my only other option was to kill my toe with fire, I ordered the clippers with little hope that they would do more than bend and shatter under the immense pressure of cutting through petrified claw. Well, they work wonders! They are very sturdy and super sharp and my toenails actually look pretty good all trimmed up! I no longer cry myself to sleep at night while trying to muster the courage to chop my toe off with a camping ax. Read more


















