You need a kazoo
and here you are, comparison shopping for the perfect kazoo. look no further, for 90 cents, less than a whole dollar, this kazoo will be shipped to you, via air mail, from the other side of the planet. I could write about the magnificent tonal quality, and the replaceable membranes, but look. It's a kazoo. It gets not much better, and not much worse, than this. The one thing I will complain about, given the 90 cents of my hard earned cash that I spent here, is that it does not in fact contain the pictured spare membranes. If you rupture one membrane because you are too enthusiastic about your new kazoo, you are in trouble. The other clowns will be merciless, mocking your silent kazoo. Read more
